Posts Tagged ‘Beer’

Foster City Arts & Wine Festival 2011

The 40th annual Foster City Arts & Wine Festival in Leo Ryan Park is free (June 4-5, 2011) and features live entertainment, a talent show, arts and crafts, fun festival food, wine and beer, and walks along the lagoon. 

I grew up in Foster City and rarely miss this event! It’s a great opportunity to run into old friends.  In the evenings the event continues with carnival rides.  Last year the Foster City Chamber of Commerce sold discount carnival ride tickets in advance of the event!

The weekend starts on Friday June 3rd with an old fashioned Carnival with thrilling rides, a real midway and of course cotton candy.  The Carnival will run all weekend so you can come back for more after you’ve walked and shopped the arts and crafts vendors.

Mark your calendars for the 1st weekend in June!!

-The Futon Man

Enjoy your St. Patrick’s day with a few Irish Jokes!

How do two Irish men change a light bulb?  One holds the bulb and the other starts drinking until the room spins.

Two Irish mothers, Kate and Lorna were talking about their sons.  Kate says, ‘My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn’t smoke, and he hasn’t so much as looked at a woman in over two years.’  Lorna responds, ‘Well, my Francis is a saint himself. Not only hasn’t he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn’t touched a drop of liquor in all that time.’  ‘My word,’ says Kate, ‘You must be so proud.’  ‘I am,’ announces Lorna, ‘And when he’s paroled next month, I’m going to throw him a big party.’

An Irish Man is sitting in the pub with his wife and he says, “I love you.” She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?” He replies, “It’s me talking to the beer.”

A good laugh always helps, and more so when it is celebration time!

-The Futon Man

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