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Enjoy your St. Patrick’s day with a few Irish Jokes!

How do two Irish men change a light bulb?  One holds the bulb and the other starts drinking until the room spins.

Two Irish mothers, Kate and Lorna were talking about their sons.  Kate says, ‘My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn’t smoke, and he hasn’t so much as looked at a woman in over two years.’  Lorna responds, ‘Well, my Francis is a saint himself. Not only hasn’t he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn’t touched a drop of liquor in all that time.’  ‘My word,’ says Kate, ‘You must be so proud.’  ‘I am,’ announces Lorna, ‘And when he’s paroled next month, I’m going to throw him a big party.’

An Irish Man is sitting in the pub with his wife and he says, “I love you.” She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?” He replies, “It’s me talking to the beer.”

A good laugh always helps, and more so when it is celebration time!

-The Futon Man

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